The blog is long gone, but the content lives on. These are the articles I wrote to keep friends and family updated when we were pregnant with our first child.Unfortunately, there was no way to migrate all the comments and Facebook shares over to this site. Which sucks, because there were tens or twenties of them.

It’s Voting Season! And Your Vote Counts!

Here we are again. Another election year! There’s nothing I love more than a bunch of old, privileged white men arguing about who will do a better job of spending all the tax revenue from the mi… Read More

The Results are In! And Boy was it Close…

See what I did there? Hilarious. The polls are closed and the results are in. “Girl” won the popular vote by a very slim margin. Like ONE vote. But this time, the Electoral College (or “God”) … Read More

The Name is Revealed: Donald Trump Richardson

Just kidding. I just wanted to try some click bait. Apparently, the hardest part of a pregnancy is not the pain and discomfort. It’s not the exams. It’s not the labor and delivery. The hardest par… Read More

Richie’s Ground Rules

Judging by the number of times our dogs have pooped on the nursery floor in the last few weeks, I think they’ve figured out what’s going on. And also, Richie told me. For those who don&#82… Read More

The Ultimate Delivery Room Mix Tape

The world is a scary place. Terrorism. Global warming. Ballooning national debt. Bullying. Drugs. The Kardashians. Female drivers. And I’m just getting started! Yup. The world is a scary place. … Read More

How to Turn Baby Shower Gifts Into a $1 Million

Babies are expensive. And we haven’t even had one yet. We were thrown a total of three baby showers in all. Well, I use the term “we” loosely. I didn’t attend any of them beca… Read More