Okay. That’s a little extreme.
What I really mean is: Thank you for subscribing.
You should receive a welcome email in the next few minutes. The only problem is it may end up in your “Promotions” tab or your spam folder, depending on your email provider. You can fix this by dragging the email to your “Primary” tab or adding this address to your contact list. And then all will be right in the world (and your inbox).
Actually, I’m not sure if that will fix everything. I don’t know how it all works. I just read that on some other blogs and copied it here to sound “professional” or something.
And I’m going to stop talking now. While you’re waiting for the email, here’s a list of things to keep you occupied: